1) You will never, never...never never never ever flick a tangle free from the rod tip.
2) If I say its a fish, its a fish.
3) If I say rock, its a rock. If you insist on casting to it, I WILL, walk away.
4) If the rock swims away as I walk past, we never ever speak of it again.
5) If it aint working, present it better. If you put the fly infont of the fish without dumping it on his head, he’s probably going to eat it.